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Men vs. Women Jokes
POLITICALLY CORRECT
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN
AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed
a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES
ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONAL
DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS.
He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes
ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE
EMPATHY.
He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY
CHALLENGED.
He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops
a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN
AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED
AMERICAN.
She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY
APPRECIATIVE.
She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION
SUPERHIGHWAY.
She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY
ENJOYED COMPANION.
She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY-IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets
CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is
MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
She doe not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY
REPETITIVE.
She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW-COST
PROVIDE
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